The power rankings celebrate the most profound, incisive and biting conservative commentary. Realistically, Rush Limbaugh could be permanently installed in the top spot. Rush has been redistributing his caustic wisdom to the conservative-thinking proletariat for many years. As everyone knows, his talents are "on loan from God." But remember that on the Web, the poignarbiter don't surf. He seeks out the icy glare of conservative poignancy.